|That's My Baby!|
You can only wear one style of shoes because both of your feet have been remodeled.
You know what I mean by ‘feet that have been remodeled’.
Wormer, trimming feet, what you found in the goat pen last week that you couldn’t identify are all dinner conversation.
You tell your truck to “giddup”!
All of your pockets have hay in them.
When you want the kids in the vehicle, you tell them to “Load up!”
You have lost count of the number of hoof picks that you own, but it doesn’t matter because they are all over the house, barn, truck…
The word ‘car’ is not in your vocabulary.
“Bull” has a different meaning to you.
You can tell where your friends have been with one sniff.
You can identify five major types of poop and six minor ones.
You know what I mean by ‘major’ and ‘minor’ poop.
Cat does not mean domestic short hair.
You can sleep through the TV in the same room and wake up with a horse whinny two pastures away.
And you wouldn’t part with that one eyed, 32 year old, skinny bag of bones for anything!
Hope you have a great Fun in the Country Weekend!