Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Wednesday's Words - A little cowboy wisdom...

Just for fun ~

~ Never squat with your spurs on!

~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.... Neither one works.

~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

~ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

~ If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

~ Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

~ Always drink upstream from the herd.

~ If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

~ When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

~ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.  It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

~ Never miss a good chance to shut up.

*roflol*  I love the one about the ordering the dog around - what's your favorite?
Hope you're having a 'just for fun' day!
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

The original watercolor has sold, but prints of "That's My Baby" are available in my Etsy shop!


  1. Hahaha! This was a great post! My favorite is the one about keeping your mouth shut when it's full of bull! Cracked me up! Thanks!

  2. Just want you to know your post today inspired my Thought for Thursday on my blog. I'm sure you won't mind I linked to your blog. Enjoy your day!

  3. Those are all just too good! I love the one about fighting with a woman :)

  4. LOL These are cute! Beautiful painting!

  5. Love, love, LOVE the painting! I have a book entitled "Never Squat With Your Spurs On." Great stuff! Thanks for the mid-morning chuckle - I really needed that!

  6. thanks for the giggles! If only I could remember these to use in a sentence one day, lol! I'd sound so witty :-)
    that is an awesome ACEO by the way (I think it's an ACEO at least...)

  7. Ditto to what Betty said. I am being lazy...LOL.

  8. Glad you all enjoyed the cowboy fun ;-) They made me laugh - just had to share!

    Glad it made the day more fun, Karin =)

    Love that one, too, memories!

    Thanks for the link, Dora =)

    Thanks for the compliments on my artwork - I have it in two sizes - 5 x 7 inches and ACEO =)

    Thanks, Pam!

    hehe - me, too, Betty!
    LOL - Carole!

  9. Too cute! Love chuckles and good advice...Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. Hits the mark.

  10. Love all the jokes, definately got me laughing. My fav is the one about bossing the dog...I think that would only work for the Dog whisperer, he could do it. lol
    I'm going to share this on facebook because more people need to laugh. Love the artwork, I can see why That's My Baby sold. Congrats on the sale.

  11. Thanks, Lee - glad you enjoyed them!

    Thanks, Brenda! I appreciate the sharing =) Glad you liked them ;-)


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